Did I yelp with glee when I saw the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Thing, who is one of my favorite comic book characters, looking great? Yes, I certainly did.

Did I also lose my mind when you had actual giant-ass Galactus appear? Also yes, enthusiastically so.

Am I going to put in a time-off request so that I can see Fantastic Four multiple times on opening day? No, because that implies I didn’t do it already, which I did, sucker.

If, like me, you have a Microsoft 365 subscription that is going to renew soon:

1. Congrats on being just a big-ass weirdo for Microsoft Excel, I see you!
2. If you’re not going to be using Microsoft’s Copilot AI features, you might wanna go manually downgrade to Microsoft 365 Classic, because otherwise they’re going to charge you more for bullshit you might not want.

There’s instructions on how to do that here — as a fun side note, I had my billing set up through PayPal, so I first had to switch to credit card billing, then go through these instructions in order to get access to the Classic plan, which was super-annoying but now I don’t have robots looking through my Very Personal Spreadsheets, so that’s nice!¹

1. I mean, what spreadsheet is more personal than “These are the Funko Pops I have, please do not buy them again, you do not need another Peter Venkman Pop for crying out loud” ︎

I will be watching this trailer at least once a day and losing my whole-ass mind over it until “Superman” comes out on July 11th, I kid you not.

I have only listened to this four times since I found out about it 15 minutes ago, and plan on listening to it several million more before the month is out.

Also, if anyone has any idea on where I can get Al’s suit, please let me know, I needs it.

While I’m pretty sure anyone who is aware of me at all knows this, I’d be a huge fan of that Rectal Prolapse Masquerading as a Man not winning the next U.S. election, so let’s all do our part to keep that from happening, please and thank you.

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I truly never thought we’d get a polka again after his last album, and never in my life have I been so happy to be wrong.

Today’s my first day being the lead of my team at work, which also coincides with the first time I had to do anything with the new manager powers I have in our scheduling tool, and I’d be lying if I said this just A+ monologue from the “Masters of the Universe” movie didn’t run in my head — and also get quoted a bit out loud, if I’m being honest — while I did it.

Totally normal reaction, 10/10, would recommend.